"This isn't chocolate!"

Kaden was having some trouble with constipation the past two weeks. I thought if I put his potty in the living room where he could watch TV, he would relax and things would naturally flow as they should. At one point I noticed a smear of bowel movement on his potty seat. I left the room to retrieve the wipes from his room. Upon my return I could see the look in Kaden's face as he discovered what looked like chocolate on his seat. Before I could stop him, he swiped his finger across the brown goo and put it to his lips. One taste was all it took. The look on his face told me he knew, "This isn't chocolate!"